All I ever wanted was a clear blue curvy woman to call my own, and that's exactly what we're getting in Diamond Select Toys' commemorative Halo Anniversary Minimates set.

I love the weekends before E3. I've worked four. You get everything in the tips jar—yesterday we got one that said Half-Life 2: Episode 3 would be a Wii 2 launch title. It was too earnest to be a troll.

Hey, guess what platform exclusive games have sold over a million copies in the UK recently? Why, it's Mario Kart Wii and Wii Fit, of course.

Nintendo and Pokémon USA are planning a big Pokémon-related giveaway at Toys-R-Us stores across the United States and Puerto Rico that will dish out posters, discount vouchers and a buffed-up dragon Pokémon to download into your DS. Dragonite is described as 'very unique' (grr..) and is a buffed-up level 50 Dragon…