Why David Petraeus Will Never Be a Strategy Game General

David Petraeus would not have gone down in history as a great general, even if he had been able to keep his zipper zipped. Certainly not great enough for the retired Army four-star general and former commander of coalition forces in Iraq and Afghanistan to merit appearing in a strategy game. » 12/06/12 10:00am 12/06/12 10:00am

If They Made a Video Game About the David Petraeus Affair...

The Daily Show's Jon Stewart digs up an old pun and applies it to the ongoing "Love Pentagon" fiasco. If they made a video game about the ongoing sex scandals revolving around former CIA director disgraced general David Petraeus, they could call it Call of Booty. Timely... though watch the full clip for the better joke… » 11/14/12 8:48am 11/14/12 8:48am

Taiwanese Woman Believes David Petraeus Will Marry Her

When not appearing in Call of Duty: Black Ops II » 11/14/12 6:00am 11/14/12 6:00am, David Petraeus is at the center of a sex scandal—. Taiwan's Liu Shu-jen isn't making anything easier, either. She is making things .

This Is Awkward: David Petraeus Is In the Next Call of Duty As…

» 11/13/12 3:01am 11/13/12 3:01am

A sex scandal may have prompted David Petraeus to resign from running the CIA last Friday, but the new Call of Duty predicts that he's got a really bright future. The new first-person shooter features the former general as the Secretary of Defense in the year 2025, serving loyally to a female President who looks a… » 11/13/12 3:01am 11/13/12 3:01am