Samsung's New Speakers Are Basically Portal Guns

Samsung says these fancy wireless speakers were created at a "state-of-the-art audio lab in Valencia, California." We know better. They're clearly the product of Aperture Science, the secret think tank responsible for a hilarious murderous artificial intelligence, not to mention one hell of a teleportation tool. » 12/30/14 2:38am 12/30/14 2:38am

Aperture Science - Happy (Holiday Name Here)

The crazed, homicidal machines at Aperture Science have taken the time out of their busy schedule of rectifying the living to wish the world a Happy (Holiday Name Here.) It's a testament to the power of the Portal experience that even now, a year and several months after completing the game, a holiday rendition of… » 12/22/08 1:40pm 12/22/08 1:40pm