Sure, Nintendo has some really fun—even family friendly!—ideas...for games. But they'd mostly be incredibly dangerous if ever incorporated into the non-virtually-rendered world.

Watch as the always too-carefree Ash unintentionally demonstrates the dangers of a world run by Nintendo ideas in Freddie W/HAWP's video above.

Don't try this at home is an understatement.

Oh, and, here's the alternate ending. Which is worth it just for the look on Ash's face:

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