Lay's Special Chip Flavors Return As If Nothing Happened. Jerks.

Those bastards.

After the emotional rollercoaster Frito-Lay has put me through, introducing me to wondrous flavors and then tearing them away, there is no way in hell I am buying these again — not even my beloved Chicken & Waffles.

The four bags I negotiated for on Twitter last week do not count, of course.

Meanwhile, in Canada...

Lay's Special Chip Flavors Return As If Nothing Happened. Jerks.

I am currently in negotiations to have Creamy Caesar Salad, Maple Moose, Onion & Bacon Perogies and Grilled Cheese with Ketchup extradited to my mouth. Stay tuned.