Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

Last week I asked our Photoshop-savvy readers to help Microsoft come up for a use for all of the Xbox One Kinects they aren't going to sell once the system is available without it. Ladies and gentlemen, we have several winners.

First and foremost among the winners, both in terms of comment stars and making me giggle all week, is sciteach's brilliant Kinect Four. I would have gone with Kinect One myself, but only after stealing his initial idea, so I'd be a dirty plagiarist.

The rest of this week's featured entries range from the hysterical to the historical and everywhere in-between. I did not select the Kinect-up-the-ass one, but it still exists if you really want to find it.

Congratulations to this week's winner-types, and come back tomorrow for more chances to feel all good about yourself and our community.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

uscg_pa — because I couldn't find the damn thing.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

jedeye18 — for the humanity.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

UI 2.0 — for the new Kinja.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

KIREEK — for best use of the Mac Pro.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

theomeganerd — for best use of Johnny 5.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

GiantBoyDetective — for the logical conclusion.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

arniejolt — for stopping at 9,000.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

Ganonthegreat1 — for always on (the moon).

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

Greg the Mad — for making me resize an animated GIF.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

Phillip Wester — for no. Just no.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

Kcity — hahahahahahahahahaha.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

SpacemanSpliffz — because I love it, even if I had to edit it all together.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

MasterChef 117 — because they're watching us.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

Tested_Ninja — for an entire planet.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

Rutherford Q. Churchwalsh — for Captain America's dead son.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

Tinsweep — for I don't want to drive anymore now.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

Nellchan — because they'd make a neat sound falling.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

Tom Bomb — because it just fits so well.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

amcclain09 — for the island of misfit toys.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

Florian — ootini!

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

RoomB31 — for the drowning slowly.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

Thomas — because it had to be there somewhere.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

ShantyTown — for giving Aiden a new way to watch dogs.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

CaliforniaAMG — for sad everybody.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

Danny — for the corporate ladder.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

Ootph — for the memories.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

betabri — for going there first.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

CurtisChampion — okay, just one more Wall-E.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

Matt B. — for Kinect Star Wars.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

Ntbusso — for my favorite Portal reference.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

zyexis — because this would actually sell.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

chiefrobertirvine — because a Kinect always pays its debts.

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

KBABZ — for the entire strip

and of course...

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Somewhere A Place For Kinect: The Winners!

sciteach — for the win.