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How Super Mario Characters Have Sex

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Jason Schreier
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If you've ever wanted to know how Thwomps make love, this is the video for you.

Dorkly's take on Mushroom Kingdom sex is about 10% as gross and 400% funnier than I expected it to be. Watch. Laugh. Enjoy. Squirm a little. It's totally worth it.

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