Mmmm…. video game hardware. It's so sexy. It's black and plastic, and smells like… plastic. It's the sexiest. Touching video game hardware is literally as pleasurable as touching a human person. They should've called the Xbox One the Sexbox One. Or the Xxxboxxx One. Or just called it "Sex."

This humorous (and kinda shockingly racy!) video from OXM takes a look at just how sexy Microsoft's new console is. Enjoy, and be sure to watch to the end.