You know what the big problem with the first Star Wars movie is? Barely any of the English words in the film are in alphabetical order. Thank goodness for the latest video from YouTube's suckerpinch.
Did you know A New Hope contains 1,695 different words, and 11,684 total words? Did you know the word "lightsaber" only occurs a single time? Did you know the most common word in the movie is "the", repeated 368 times?
Of course not. The words were randomly scattered throughout the film. Well, no longer.