Or, to give it its full title: Romantic Time Traveller Boyfriend XD Plus. Move over Hatoful Boyfriend, you've got some competition in the 'what the hell did I just see' dating sim market.

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Shame it's not a real game. I'd actually play it.

Dr. Who As A Japanese Dating Sim Is As Silly As It Sounds

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