Dan Bull's Mass Effect Rap Rolls With An "Asari That's Older Than Atari"

Step aside, "Paragon | Renegade" by Adam WarRock. There's a new Mass Effect rap opus in town.* The Mass Effect Epic Rap—by Dan Bull, who we've featured around these parts before—offers up a clever rhyming synopsis of the events of the first two games in BioWare's hit series. I think my favorite line might be "There's something mysterious with Saren Arterius." Aptly put, Mr. Bull.

(*Yes, I'm trying to start a video game rap battle but doesn't everyone want to see two Shepard-obsessed MCs go at it in a freestyle battle?)

MASS EFFECT EPIC RAP (by Dan Bull) [YouTube]