Cheeseburger Pop-Tarts May Contain Dark Magic

Self-professed 'burger pervert' Matthew Ramsey of the completely evil PornBurger has fashioned meat, cheese, bacon jam and sesame seed pastry into what he is calling "I Can Haz Pop Tart." I will not be convinced the dark arts weren't involved.

Judging by the perceived flakiness of the crust, this mashed beef creation more closely resembles the cursed offspring of a Toaster Strudel and a Hot Pocket, but if the man who made a burger with fried mac and cheese and a lobster patty wants to call it a Pop-Tart, then it's a Pop-Tart.