The long-rumored follow-up to the star-studded Poker Night at the Inventory is no longer rumored, as Telltale Games picks the worst possible day to officially unveil Poker Night 2. It's the sort of timing one would expect with GLaDOS dealing the cards.

It's a whole new night and a bold new cast replacing the original game's Tycho, Max, Heavy and Strong Bad. The first half of Sam and Max tags in for his bunny-thing buddy. Claptrap takes time off from Borderlands. Brock Samson, my wife's imaginary boyfriend from Adult Swim's The Venture Bros. is battle-ready, and a distinctively non-Bruce Campbell Ash is guaranteed to lose at least one hand.

Get it? Because...hand. Hee.

Poker Night 2 is coming to PC, Xbox Live Arcade and the PlayStation Network later this month, with other platforms coming in the future. For more information, it's a website.