There are things about life on the planet Earth that you're better off not spending too much time thinking about. This ranks right up there.
This is an important message. Lots of people die, you know, so you'd best be careful or you're next. I'd say forward this to your friends and relatives but let's face it: if they didn't know already, they are probably doomed. Chances are you'll call and the paramedics will answer. "Didn't you warn them? A lot of people die."
This is why I don't wear shoes.
Just so you know, Kirk was out sick today. I'm not saying this happened to him, but I wouldn't rule it out. Feel free to talk about your own mortality or whatever, here or over in the Talk Amongst Yourselves forum. Sleep well.