Have $3,500 Handy? I Know Exactly What You Should Buy.

A fully functional Nintendo controller coffee table. Wait, let me repeat that. It's a fully functional Nintendo controller coffee table.

But it's also $3,500 on Etsy. That's the price you'll have to pay for all that sweet, sweet mahogany gaming.

We've featured coffee tables resembling the NES system before, as well as the controller itself, but never with such awesome wood work.

Nintendo Controller Coffee Table - FUNCTIONAL [Etsy via boingboing]