I know. You're skeptical. "Another Pokémon rap? This is going to be terrible ," you're thinking.
But this video, released yesterday by game TV channel The Game Station, is surprisingly awesome. (Except for that last line about masturbation. That part is super-awkward.)
It's worth watching, if only so you can go up to people and say things like, "Your boy so fly, ground moves don't affect me."