Why I am upset over this video of new Soulcalibur V character Leixia being played during Paris Game Week?
It's not the missing moves or unfinished command set of the demo version of Leixia. It's not the similarities between the character and her mother, continuing Soulcalibur's tradition of creating offspring characters with very familiar moves.
It's that Xianghua, the character that first appeared as a 16-year-old girl in the original Soulcalibur, has had children. I realize we're skipping ahead a good number of years here, but damn. Now I feel even older than I already do. Somebody get me my Dreamcast and a catheter bag.