There is no more ignoble a death then one delivered at the hot end of a Battlefield 3 "repair tool." It's not just that it's a silly way to die. Death by repair tool takes some patience by the would-be killer and a deep sense of disregard by the intended victim.

I mean, how do you not notice that someone is burning a hole completely through your body with a blowtorch?


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