Pirate Ban Monday!

Are you surprised? Tim Curry sure as hell is. Today is Monday. Ban Monday. No, Pirate Ban Monday. What is Pirate Ban Monday?

Not sure — we just wanted to post a photo of Tim Curry. But we can tell you what Ban Monday is!

While we don't have any problem banning on regular days, we turn up the Ban Hammer sensitivity to MAXIMUM on Ban Monday. Needed with the post-E3 influx. Here's how it's works:

Send us the commenter page to tipsATkotakuDOTcom for anyone who should get the axe, err, hammer. You can put in your request at tipsATkotakuDOTcom. Be sure to include the URL for your own commenter page.

No ban gloating. Gloating leads to Ban Hammer backfire, which could cause you to get the boot. And that would be very embarrassing.

For those who need a primer on how commenting works here, read our handy guide as well as how to get the most from your Kotaku Kommenter Account.

And after that, read ten reasons why Tim Curry is awesome.