This is a time for heroes...for champions...for men with deep voices and British accents to herald the coming of NetDevil's Jumpgate Evolution.

Don't you wish you could just play a game trailer instead of the actual game? I mean, I enjoyed my hands-on time with Jumpgate multiplayer during the show, but it wasn't nearly as epic as the E3 trailer for the game. Hell, it even ends with "your destiny awaits", which is a phrase that has sadly fallen out of everyday use this day, just like "as foretold by prophecy" and "as is my birthright". We need to bring those back. It is our destiny.

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