He's Maxy Max, err, Max Payne star Mark Wahlberg. You know him. He's the star of the Max Payne movie and is gonna talk about the 1993 Hollywood version of Super Mario Bros.

There was that Mario Bros. movie. Remember it? I just thought it didn't go anywhere. Like, you can only blow up enough cars and places, have enough special effects. That's not necessarily a plot. But we've got a plot. And also it's so topical and real 'cause it's about drugs, which is a huge problem in our society.

It was great to hear that. Read the rest of the his interview and say "hi" to your mother for me, okay?

Mark Wahlberg:'You are what you are' [The Japan Times] [Pic]

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