I'd like to think of a sewing circle of eight platinum-haired, bifocaled grannies, each working on a corner of this awesome quilt and gossiping about getting to the Donkey Kong kill screen without the hammer.
In fact, it's a commercially-available quilt done by Carolina Patchworks, yours for a mere $450. It's roughly 5 feet square, 100 percent cotton, machine washable and machine-quilted "in smoke-free, pet-free, and geek-friendly home." Awww!!! If only this came in a Slanket version. Then we could game and snuggle!