To: Bashcraft
From: Fahey
Re: I have no idea at this point what I am supposed to be REing.

I realize it's a little bit late now, but did we remember to leave the Kotaku reserves the instructions to Kotaku Tower? With you, Crecente, McWhertor, and Luke away in Japan and myself up to my ass in murlocs at BlizzCon 2008, I don't think we left anyone back home who knows how to disarm the defenses. I'd hate to come back home on Monday night to find Jim, Stuart, and Adam reduced to piles of smoldering ash. Oh well, suppose there's nothing to be done about it. You guys are going to be busy delivering the latest news from Japan all throughout the weekend, and I've still got one more day of BlizzCon to cover, so we'll be far too busy keeping the readers up to date and entertained to worry about such things.

ADAM! Whatever you do, do not press the red button. Or the green one. I forget. One turns on life support, the other fills the chamber with deadly neurotoxin. You'll figure it out. :)

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