I've always imagined that freed from the ridiculous rules of Bowser's ridiculous rule, Mario's enemies would take the plumber down in seconds flat. If only Bowser had paid more attention to those Super Mario 2 minions it wouldn't have come to a head quite as quickly, but you can't hold back inevitability. It's inevitable.
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