Buy Brucie's Car, It's Genetically (Mechanically?) SuperiorS

Oh Brucie. Brucie, baby. You've gotta lay off the bullshark testosterone. It's fucking you up. Upstairs. Like, you need to be aware of some things, things you're forgetting. You're a fictional character. You live in a videogame. You are not a real person, and you most definitely should not be popping over to the real world and posting your not-real car ads on our real-world car sale sites. It'll confuse the kids.

2002 BMW M3 Coupe [AutoTrader, thanks dlindenb!]