He looks like a C-cup in that picture.

I didn`t get your post until I read the seller's description and comments section.

Man Hug Time!

Brucie was an annoying fuck. Well, at least he was funny sometimes, unlike Playboy X and other SA-rejects...

Alpha, baby -- ALPHA!

Brucie's car was a Sentinel? *scratches head*

I'd rather own the IRL version of the Turismo...

Alpha baby

Brucie in the game was funny because his character was a massive send-up of those types of people.

The person posting that advert however sounds like a prick.

well pricks drive BMWs so it fits...

Scarry Thing Is That There Are People Who Are Realy Like That =[

Little Jacob was the best. Maybe the fact that I could understand every word he spoke says something about how I spend my spare time.

Heh. ;)

Brucie is one of the worst things ever to happen to videogames. I *hate* him with a passion.

I just wish you could get Niko to shout 'SHUT UP'. ^_^

Hell, it's fucking him up downstairs too. Crazy sonova bitch...

Be genetically DIFFERENT!

At the beginning Brucie scared me more then the Russians. Later on he was just funny.

Wow...is this a serious listing?

Whoever ends up buying that car will probably get calls from him all the damn time, wanting to go boating or in a heli ride...But no one mention his possibly Funny Balls.

"Genetically Different Baby"

Yeah.. no shit.

@残心: i'm afraid i think so...i weep for the world.

I found brucie's character to be like fps doug in that they are both random, and have that sometimes yelling ish voice

good ol fps doug " Hi my name is doug........FUCK!" lol i love pure pwnage good stuff

@GregoriusH: Yeah, Little Jacob is my favorite character atm. I can't understand half of what he says, and probably only a 10th of what Bad Man says though.

Anyone here with friends climb the scaffold in free mode and jump off and try to land on cars or fellow players? we put a chopper there too, hehe. That's what I love about GTA games. You can always amuse yourself for hours, but now with friends online.

"I'll probably be working out so I'll get back to you as soon as I finish my protein shake (and probably hooking up with a hot chick)"

ROFL

That car is genetically superior to other cars.

Homeboy Brucie's got boobs in the pic you have up there.

How man MPG do you get from 5 gallons of bull shark?

@optimusprym8: Reminds me of a joke...

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW.

On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Hilarious!

GENETICALLY DIFFERENT, BABY! WOO!

Anyone else thought Brucie sounded a hell of alot like that FPS Doug who did the "Boom Headshot" thing a couple years back?

Either way, Brucie was by far the best character in the game.

@Kcet: yeah, FPS Doug was the first thing that came into my mind when I met Brucie.

"BOOOOM, HEAD SHOT!!!"

@Kcet: Agreed, FPSDoug was definately the inspiration behind Brucie, they're so alike!

Haha, that was great.

@Kcet:

I'm glad I'm not the only person who saw that.

WTF Luke Plunkett
you just want to advertise your car ?

@Chef: Yeah... that bothers me, too.

Brucie is my favorite character to do missions for since he is so over the top.

Seriously, I have a friend who is just like Brucie.
The personality likeness is unbelievable.

Oh he's a Jedi Pimp!!!

@ optimusprym8

hey I own a BMW , we're not all pricks, just some of us, dont stereotype us all....

Lol, Jedi Pimp. But yeah, the way my buddies have summed it up is this:

To understand Brucie, you need asprin.
To understand Little Jacob, you need subtitles.
To understand Real Badman, you need a fucking dictionary.

@ElPadre: Wow, so people are STILL hating on San Andreas having black characters. Classy.

@waza: If anyone tried to sell that car at that price in Australia, it'd be guaranteed to either be hot or faulty.

Plunkett: You guys should track this freak down and get an interview. First class entertainment all the way!

Ice cold baby! ICE COLD!

Brucie is the freaking man. He is truly genetically different.

@ElPadre: I'm curious, who besides Playboy was a "San Andreas reject"? Dwayne? Maybe Manny, or Elizabeta? Did it just piss you off that there were black people in GTA IV, since, you know, there really aren't any black people in New York?

WOOO!! NO CELULITE!! WOOOO!! BABY!!

@hk458: Still capitalizing every word in sentences I see.

@ElPadre: Amazing. San Andreas had black characters. Get over it.

Haha, Brucie is one of the funniest characters in the game. That is awesome.

I think the deal is real, but the seller wanted to do something interesting to help sell the car.

24k for a 2002 M3 coupe? that's a good ass deal

"hey, do I look like I got funny balls to you?!"

HEY! You guys found my ad!

Woot! You actually used it! Glad you found it as awesome as I did, though in hindsight I probably should have added my Kotatu username to that email. But you should have mentioned the Major, as I just got it from his twitter feed.

@ElPadre: I reject you for being racist.

@hk458: I got you these lowercase letters: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz. Hopefully they will help your typing in the future. :)

I hate Brucie. HATE HIM! I realize most of the friends in GTA are assholes, but I'd rather hang with Packie and put a bullet in Brucie's head. Waste of oxygen.