It's Valentine's Day, and so lots of video game companies are putting out goofy cards to celebrate. But what about Fire Emblem: Awakening, one of the most romantic games in recent memory? What would Fire Emblem Valentines look like?
Portal may not seem like the most romantic game ever, seeing as how it's populated with a bunch of robots and only a single human character. But even all these years later, people still haven't gotten over protagonist Chell and her doomed relationship with the heart-decorated Companion Cube.
If you are just now making Valentine's Day plans, son, you are hosed. But these cutie-pie cards from Valve and Capcom might - if minimally - defray the ass-beating you've got coming.
Want to express your love eternal to the Left 4 Dead-loving dork or dorkess this Valentine's Day? Say "I love you enough to print this out from the internet" with "special infected"-filled "Valventines."
Fact: Mario is the master of love. Sure, his relationship with the Princess sometimes feels more innocuous than passionate—and the whole Bowser infatuation certainly kinks up the confusing sexual undertones—but no matter what the circumstance, he always wins back the Princess against overwhelming odds. So why not…