I can tell you. He'd die. He'd run out of time, get stomped by a Moblin, fall of a ledge, take your pick. He's a…
...this is what it would look like. Probably. Unsurprisingly, it's Nintendo-themed. The "Miyamotorcycle" makes good…

Click to view There he is, awkward superstar and all, trying to apply his quirky adult ways in an unfamiliar,…
Mixed E3 impressions or not, Wii Music is coming out this October. And boy oh boy are Nintendo president Satoru…
It's almost time for this years "Nite To Unite for Kids" dinner, the ESA Foundation's annual fund raising event for…
Nintendo's put Mario in games, tons of games. And back in the day (man, I hate that phrase), they put him in…
Awards were given out today at CEDEC, Japan's own version of the Game Developers Conference. The Programming Award…
Club Nintendo, the official Nintendo mag for Latin America, has interviews with Nintendo's Shigeru Miyamoto and…
Just how important is Shigeru Miyamoto, according to Vanity Fair? On the list of the one hundred (*deep breath*)…
She's baaack! While game exec Perrin Kaplan left Nintendo back, she hasn't totally left gaming. Kaplan left the…
Nintendo's E3 2008 press conference left a lot of folks finally unsatisfied and disappointed. It was like Nintendo…
And not because Shigeru likes to overshare about latent pyromania, internet porn, or armpit farting the William Tell…
At the E3 Nintendo Developer Roundtable that followed day two of the gaming expo, Shigeru Miyamoto and Katsuya…
Tomorrow, Nintendo will kick off its E3 press conference. What to expect? Nintendo brass standing on stage, talking…
That's one of the tidbits coming out of a 90 minute interview Shigeru Miyamoto did with Wired, in which he expounds…
With console warring between Nintendo and Sega a thing of the past, Sega now relegated to a software only existence…
I spent the first half of this week hanging out with the likes of Michael Pachter, Peter Moore, Mike Gallagher and…
It's OK, America. You're not braggers. You're unique! Despite tossing a waggly cat amongst the dual-sticked pigeons…
The latest "Iwata Asks" segment, this time touching on Link's Crossbow Training and the Wii Zapper, is a doozy.…