What the hell am I looking at here? It's the strange imagery that's produced by taking a familiar piece of cover…
Turducken? Turducken is nothing. Behold Cthulken. Or Craturktopus. Perhaps Turkrakon. Whatever you call this dark…

Every November, Americans gather their family around the dinner table to give thanks for the many brown things we…


The Pharaohs of Ancient Egypt, surrounded by servants and draped in gold and jewels, were considered gods among…
The Snacktaku Monster Cereal Review Spooktacular will continue on Monday. Due to an amazing amount of horrendous back pain that's left me in not a very eating-things-and-talking-about-them mood, Yummy Mummy and Franken Berry will have to wait. In the meantime, enjoy Count Chocola, Boo Berry, Frute Brute, and this… Read more

A man cursed with the form of a wolf, or a feral creature desperately attempting to shake of its vestigial ties to…

The sudden chill as you turn into the cereal aisle; the soft, lilting voice at the periphery of hearing, musing on…

Every year, Arby's executive chef Neville Craw and his crack team come up with upwards of 1,200 potential new…

For the first time in America's troubled history, the five points on the pentagram of morning food evil glow as one…
There is no combination of foodstuffs that doesn't taste better rolled into a ball and deep-fried. This turkey and…

Jeni Britton Bauer gave up her art studies at Ohio State University to persue her passion for food. Now, as the…

There is no escaping pumpkin spice. Every year it gets worse. Pumpkin spice cookies. Pumpkin spice coffee. Pumpkin spice blood in your pumpkin spice veins. OfficialComedy's trailer for Pumpkin Spice: The Movie brings the horror home.

Earlier today Burger King revealed the ridiculously-tagged Satisfries, a new crinkle-cut potato product that's…

To make the new Smokehouse Brisket sandwich, Arby's starts with quality beef brisket, smoked for at least 13 hours…

As you watch this video Snacktaku review for McDonald's new Mighty Wings, try not to think about how horribly sick…

There's a place called Ben's Chili Bowl on U Street in Washington D.C. that's been the talk of the town since 1958.…

Did you really think I'd let July 29 go by without a review of the most exciting fast food item to hit the market…

They're trying to keep it a secret, and it's much more fun and childish to imagine every beeped word in this video…

Simple yet elegant, seductive while at the same time innocent, the lollipop is one of the true icons of the candy…