I don't know, Kicks. Why don't you move the hell aside so I can see, because surely you don't expect me to answer you legitimately on that question, right?
The diagram of a successful touchdown play from the New Orleans Saints Super' Bowl XLIV victory is lasered into the heels of the "Madden 11 Air Trainer 1.2" by NIke, only 500 of which will be made available at retailers.
Purple sneakers? Hah. Nothankyou. Oh! Unless they're custom purple Cons covered in Grim Fandango artwork. Now that, that we can consider.
Yeah. More custom sneakers. Don't like 'em? Then you're not looking at the damn picture, because these are Monkey Island Chuck Taylors.