If you are like me, you may not have been able to attend the spectacular failure that was Dashcon. Lucky for us, some brave soul has stepped in to create a near-perfect simulation.
If you aren't caught up on the Tumblr fan-convention that descended into legendary chaos over the weekend, I urge you to read up on it. Once you're done, play the simulator over at Kongregate or watch this very vivid long play.
It's almost like I am there. I can't wait for the $17,000 Extra Ball DLC.