These can’t be a coincidence, right? Stop looking at me like that. I’m not crazy!

Jurassic World comes today in theaters. I’ll be there at 10 p.m. with a beer sneaked in through my wife’s purse. I also love Mario games. Maybe, just maybe, there’s a way merge those two worlds. This “theory” comes courtesy of Hamish on Tumblr, who managed to connect the dots:

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(I tried to embed the post, but unfortunately, Kinja wouldn’t accept the HTML. Sorry!)

That’s...that’s...

I may need to sit down. In a way, was Capcom really predicting Jurassic Galaxy all along with Dino Crisis 3? You know, the third game in the Dino Crisis series that put dinosaurs in SPACE?

Yep, that’s the game. (Also, how have I never played Dino Crisis 3? I don’t care if it’s terrible.)

Can anyone help me out here?

ANYONE?

PLEASE?

Oh, hello.

Ah, that’s better.

(Yes, I realize the theory doesn’t really hold up, and you’d have to ignore a bunch of other Mario games. It’s just for fun, folks.)

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