I don't know what it is exactly about Graeme Abraham's pencil-holder game controllers that horrifies me, but when I look at them, my first thought is, "gah!"

They just seem unnatural, don't they? Like someone's stabbed their wee little eyes out. But they're also strangely hypnotic… and probably somewhat less terrifying when they're sitting on your desk. And they do have a USB port... hmm.

Here's how they work:

If you'd like one, you can order 'em from Abraham's Etsy store. But if they come to life and crawl all over your face while you're sleeping, don't say I didn't warn you.

(Via Laughing Squid)