lol it was morbing good time tho so
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still getting my ass whooped by the magma wyrm so i feel your pain
better be
i was literally thinking of mentioning the texas shooting in a possible update cause like my god THIS VIDEO is why “mass casualty events” keep happening
same ! watched it a few times and every single argument is on point even the one about the game being a musical which it totally is
don’t fuck with that senator
lol this rules thank you 🖤
this needs like a million stars. a remaster or sequel would be SO DOPE
like i said in the blog i got something a bit longer in the works on this game so i didn’t wanna lay out all my cards at the onset. gotta leave some things for later
OMG TELL ME ABOUT IT ! we’ve complained about all of it: the excessive ads, the constant crashing / reloading, how the page shifts as it loads more content - but i doubt mgmt’ll put any effort into improving site readability
solid idea ! we have options for sfw headlines whenever we blog nsfw ones so i’ll see what it thinks but i mean...this is kinja we’re talking about lmao i don’t see go media adding / changing something that fundamental when we’ve been asking for several quality-of-life improvements for a minute -_-
you right, sonic is a straight-up cop
yeah i mean i don’t go around spoiling things for everyone all the time. i’m not some asshole lol but this particular cameo was too hot not to blog and unfortunately it involved slightly spoiling to make it somewhat interesting
we are having some srs staffing issues rn and our eic is experiencing some personal issues on top of everything else too so kotaku dot com will probably go through many changes as we navigate this rough patch
this is big facts and something a lotta the writers - myself included - are aware of. we’re going through it rn but we’re always tryna our best to blog the pertinent news tho we aren’t perfect and could always hit TONS more Read more
exactly. it’s all a tough balancing act of being engaging / interesting, having fun with the writing, and generating clicks / ad revenue for mgmt
lmao “he definitely comes back for more” sounds so ominous faux bravo, i don’t think i can handle any more dad bod human teeth sanic
OMG FR??? i haven’t watched the whole film yet but saw some screens of him a little later (???) and thought it was from the same scene but that’s wild lmao
lol there are some ppl who are too online but i view this as a deescalation attempt. is it a spoiler? i guess that’s relative to every person but two things: 1) i don’t view it as such and 2) i personally don’t care for spoilers since i’m more interested in how the narrative plays out but that’s just me