Chris Person's discussions

Set your internal clock ahead a day. Read more

That's the spirit. Read more

This is the worst Final Geopardy question ever you guys. Read more

We call it 'soda' on the east coast. Read more

Stahp.

I think you mean 19-dickity-9

Look at it. Look at those cold, inhuman eyes.

No, it's good stuff and I still have friends there. It might have/I hope it has changed since News Corp sunk a shitload of money into them. Read more

I've worked for both of 'em! Vice doesn't pay too well, last time I checked. Read more

Bonus Round: Vice

Some of you know what I'm talkin' about.

Every time and I have no clue why.

"Step in front of a runaway train / just to feel alive again / Pushing forward through the night / aching chest and blurry sight." Read more

You think you had it bad? I was playing that game in the Gawker Media offices. Read more

Oh god, it's like they're made of helium or something.

What Kirk said. That in mind, I do still own an Andrew Lloyd Webber Grill.