Chris Person's discussions

I actually slowed it down from 60 to 24, since you asked. Read more

I'm not bad at ya brah. And if we're getting into the nitty gritty, the "The real irony" thing wasn't meant to be a precise definition of situational irony, but closer to a pseudo-snowclone.

THANK YOU.

The real irony of that is years ago I worked at Know Your Meme and I'm pretty aware of the history of Slender Man. Read more

Believe me, I'm intimate with the history of Slender Man — but the kid in the clip was specifically citing the game. Read more

And what about the NOMAD users?!

Con Edison are as well, so I think we have some universal to kvetch about. Read more

...and women.

"WHY CAN'T I STOP?"

That was the consensus Tina and I came to when we were shooting. Read more

It should be working now. Read more

I thought I remember journalist decks being popular around mercadian masques. Also, this should clearly be an instant. Read more

No I won't. Read more

"I'd prefer safety instructions to be visualized with Snake Plissken in a way it can be recognized and understood by everyone within a split second"

It's "from a native word meaning youch".

The Lactaid is a really nice touch. It's like "I want to eat a bowl full of cookies for breakfast, but god help me if I ingest lactose!" Read more

Can't argue with that.

Obligatory.