Owen Good's discussions

I was rooting for “pickem up truck” on second reference. Read more

Remember when everyone said the Astros uniforms made them look like a softball team? Read more

Rumble Pony sounds like an Urban Dictionary entry Read more

This is why God made bullpen rakes. Read more

Now you’re talkin’! Read more

Beef? Fruit? Dairy I say these mixed metaphors go against the grain? Read more

If an entire team’s WAR is negative could we instead call that Failures Above Replacement Team? Read more

Seattle Mariners: Hey what the fuck happened to our farm system Read more

“Three weeks into the season, their team offensive WAR is a negative number.” Read more

That’s a very good point, but that’s sort of a separate matter. In this case, Stuttgart is literally the first tournament where she’s eligible to return. Sharapova isn’t refusing to play in the Bullshit Open because it’s beneath her and holding out for Stuttgart because it’s a bigger stage/payday whatever.

It sounds… Read more

This tournament is a promotion to make money, not have high school discussions about fairness. The first one she’s eligible to play in will play her, for the notoriety, the draw, any number of reasons. If Radwanska was a tournament director she would be fired. Read more

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Mike Gundy remains hilariously attached to Mel Gibson’s Lethal Weapon hairdo, too. Read more

DeShawn Stevenson’s backward Pittsburgh Pirate P tattoo, which he insisted is not backward. Read more

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Don’t you at least wonder if d’Arnaud went back out there to swing at anything and whiff, knowing that the game in fact should have been over. Read more

OK, I’ll bite, please tell me how many marathons you’ve run, so that I may properly compliment you. Read more

Saw this parked outside Nationals Stadium a couple years ago. Thought “Well that’s a weird name for a taxi company.”

NBA fines, like most other leagues here, are distributed to charity. Otherwise they’d be treated as revenue or payroll clawbacks and subjected to taxes as such. Read more