I believe that sums it up nicely.
@CyberLink420: This man has interesting things to say. Read more
@BubbleF**kingBuddy: All of this, from one sarcastic comment. You are a god among Kotaku. Read more
@Master Saji and his Blob: Forever and ever. Amen. Read more
@Tales_Of_A_Prinny: I still have my original NES that was purchased semi-new by my parents at a garage sale. It's older than me. Read more
D'aw, I would have preferred the Demon Hunter cover of "Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck". Read more
This reminds me of "pikmin link" who was hired by Nintendo to cosplay Link at E3 one year because of her excellent costumes. Very nice. Read more
@shouryuuken: Geoffery is a character exclusive to the Archie comics in the very early issues. He's head of the royal secret service. Read more
@supremesonic: You could always import the Archives series from an online retailer. The comic starts off great, but gets a little muddled after issue 100, but currently, the story lines are fantastic and the writer actually cares about how they turn out. Find an importer if you can. Read more
As far as I'm concerned, Samus is asexual. If any being got close enough to embrace her, I can imagine she'd snap its neck and walk away with a smile. She's pretty much the Nintendo Solid Snake, except not as sentimental. Read more
@excel_excel: The man's eyes have glazed over and his mouth has begin to froth; it's too late excel. It's. . . too late. Read more
@excaliburps: Usually the attractive voices fit the attractive people, but it's not always the case. Read more
@IamNinja: I lay my Dan Green in defense mode! Read more