Maybe if the CCCP had done this the stupid Soviet Union wouldn't have fallen so quickly and a certain plucky Greek Governor would have had won the election and taken all the credit for the wall falling. Read more
Michael Dukakis's discussions
Michael Dukakis
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Ehh... maybe? I wouldn't know I never played the game. It's Keith David if that helps. Read more
I'd make a pun, but with the subject I think I'd wiigret it later... Read more
Better than by a Wii Remote! Read more
Damn it! Get his Czechoslovakian equivalent. Read more
I wish Mr. Spielberg would get to work on Lincoln. I can't wait for that much longer. We may have to turn to his non-union, Mexican equivalent. Senor Spielbergo. Read more
You can't go out and play as your favorite teams. Read more
They're fun, and I can play as and control my favorite teams! Being a Mets fan it's the only way I get to see them do well... Read more
Even if it's not my favorite sport I'm always happy to see sports games exceed their goal in sales... Read more
There's no spoiler alert on that photo! Read more
... sure I'll allow it. So long as if Detroit loses tomorrow they can beat the Yankees again. And god forbid the Phillies in the World Series. Read more
Fucking Yankees. Fucking Phillies. Read more
Now all we need is for Faith Hill to call someone a Nazi, then we will be free of the SNF/MNF pregame country music horror. Read more
Yankees lost, I'm not tasting the happy, I'm bathing in it. Read more
Stores and homes most likely. Read more
Breaking News: Batman signs contract with New York Giants. Read more
I can't believe all that happened. As a Mets fan with no pony in the race... wonderful. Read more
This fucking night of baseball. Holy shit. Read more
It's nice to see a non-Mets NL East team feel that sting of collapse. Feels goood... feels petty... but so so goooood. Read more