Sure, the clip above is just a reel that rattles off bullet points of stuff in Gears of War: Judgment. But what makes it sing is the snarky narration provided by Fred Tatasciore, the guy who voices main character Damon Baird. Without him, this would just be a soulless rundown of ways of shooting, things you can shoot with and where the shooting happens. With him, the whole affair feels even more enticing. Now, Fred, can you come over and narrate while my accountant does my taxes?