Remember Devil May Cry 3?
Remember the intro, when a semi-nude Dante punched the living crap out of a bunch of demons while holding a slice of pizza in his mouth?
Apparently Ninja Theory did, and they decided to have a pizza party of their own.
The above GIF, captured from the intro of the upcoming DMC, shows our hero getting dressed the only way he knows how: While flying through an airborne trailer, his shame censored only by an errant slice of pizza and an aptly placed baseball bat.
We've got more educational coverage of the actual game here, but for some context, watch the whole scene below. Either way, I think it's safe to assume that this is how he gets dressed every day.