I had to watch this about four times just to be completely sure that Internet video game rage comedian Francis did not, in fact, eat his Blizzard keychain authenticator during this rant about yesterday's breach of Battle.Net. Obviously, this video is loud and its language is NSFW.
He's fast. I don't think Francis actually chewed the authenticator off its keychain, but it looks like he did if you're not watching closely. Francis then gives it a few good poundings with a Hulk Smash fist, and proceeds to compare NASA's return on investment for the Mars Curiosity rover to Blizzard's inability to protect its customers with a billion-dollar funding stream. You can see the map of Skyrim billowing on the wall with the force of his tirade. Stand back!