Today marks the debut of a new Dorkly original series, Pokémon Rusty, in which a brave would-be professional pet owner sets off to catch 'em all with his trusty Kakuna at his side. True Pokémon fans are falling over laughing at this point.
For those of you not in the know, Kakuna is a transitional state between Weedle and Beedrill, with a power set that should make it pretty much impossible for Rusty to catch anything at all. Its one power — Harden — is purely defensive. It couldn't hurt a Venonat.
Oh just trust me, this is funny stuff.
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