Try your hardest to stay calm as you watch Mario die over and over and over again. I know, I know. It's tough. But you can get through this.
The video, which includes clips from almost every Mario-helmed game, from Super Mario Bros. to Paper Mario to Mario Pinball Land, is a journey through the macabre, a morbid look at the many ways in which Nintendo's portly plumber can die. It's adorable.