Richard Garriott, the Ultima creator and space tourist believed to be the only private citizen to own property on an extraterrestrial body, is selling real estate here on Earth. For about $4 mil you may claim the stately Texas manor owned by Lord British.
According to KUT-TV of Austin, Texas, Garriott's "captivating and magical" estate is listed by RE/MAX (TM) and features a 3,000 acre preserve and an "off the grid energy realm," whatever the fuck that means. The manor features an observatory, grotto, waterfall and lagoon.
Need more information? The estate has its own Wikipedia entry.