Oi! It's been a long day, Kotaku readers. One that won't even end with a drop of sweet, sweet booze to calm my nerves. I'll have to settle for stimulating off-topic conversation. Can you help?

I'm on something of a dry spell this week, trying not to wet my whistle as it's helping to make me a little bit softer and more slovenly. I'm going to re-review GetDrunkNotFat.com for advice, for I know my will won't last. I don't know how you teetotalers make it through this life!

Anyway, please, talk amongst yourselves. Here are a few conversation starters.