Kotaku readers, here we are at the hump of this workweek. Let's get over it with some stimulating off topic but topical conversation about things new, amusing, entertaining and enlightening. Let's shoot the shit.

Pray for me, Kotaku readers, for I visit the DMV tomorrow morning. Who knows if I'll make it back alive, so if I don't, I just want to say that it's been fun. If I do, hey, replacement license, bitches! Sorry, that wasn't meant as an insult. I was celebrating. I need a beer.

You guys talk amongst yourselves. Here are some interesting things to read and talk about.