Good evening or morning, Kotaku readership. Let's wind this Wednesday at Kotaku down with a little off-topic conversation, shall we? Yes, let's. Because Kotaku is desperately seeking words over the next 24 hours.

Mr. Totilo will be out, I will be performing my civic duties by trying to get out of jury service (I kid!) and other Kotaku editors will be indisposed for a good portion of the day. We will not just be boozing to celebrate St. Patrick's Day, I promise. Looks like tonight may be the night I celebrate my Irish heritage, perhaps with some margaritas.

Please, talk amongst yourselves about these things and other things.