To: Luke
From: Owen
Re: Steel Yourself For Next Week's Gantlet

Last week, Glamour magazine hit the streets with my mug and a silly tale of doing foolish, painful things for women inside. I have a friend who writes for them, and she occasionally puts these questions to me and others. This is the first time my reply was non-creepy enough to be usable, I guess.

Reader zelda_collector sent me that photo last night, of him holding up page 286, where my comment appears. He, too, shamelessly bought 400 pages of sex and fashion tips just to see what I had to say. He didn't buy it solo, either, he picked up some other stuff at the grocery store and, being Canadian, of course it was a bag of milk.

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For those who want to know what I said, here's the transcription.

"I had a crush on my running partner. One day we ran nine miles in the snow, at high altitude. I spent two days in pain. - Owen Good, 37, Eugene, Ore."

Like I said, not much to jump up and down about, but hey. This is the first time J-Lo has appeared on the cover of a magazine featuring me, and that's what's important.

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