The Kotaku Off Topic post generator was offline the whole week. How come no one told me? I came back to the tower and found that our random conversation reserves were dangerously low. Help!

What'd you guys think of E3? I found it personally exhausting and I barely spent any time playing tiring motion control games or straining my eyes with 3D effects. For now, I'm just going to slip into my white suit and shoes, taking my white Corvette for a spin and let the wind blow through my flattop, forgetting the stress of the week.

What do you want to talk about? Any of these interesting things?