"The Pinger attacks E3 2010," warns this trailer for Crytek's Crysis 2. Again I ask, what the hell is a Pinger?

Oh. That's a Pinger. It looks like a Metal Gear and a Cylon had amazing robot sex. I suppose I can get behind that. After all, the only acceptable porn these days is robot porn.

I sincerely hope that's not just me.